A short thank you

I'd like to send my sincere and appreciative thanks to the Illinois Central Railroad, for the crossing gates that were stuck in perpetuity for more than an hour this morning, and for the mucked up design of the railroad itself, since the diagonal tracks meant that the next crossing, also stuck, blocked those of us who were unable to cross the tracks from turning around and using a different route so that we could make our 8 AM tee time this morning.