Having just now regained my sense of smell after nine days in places that are actually having a summer but don't believe in air-conditioning, I am full of things to say. However, my body still thinks that it is almost sunrise and I need to get to bed, so I will only tease for now:
Alan Keyes? Could this story get any better?
I really, really want to know what a "public muster point" is.
Buckingham Palace is more like a fort.
The British need to start pampering themselves. The Second World War ended a long time ago, baby.
Seven years of Espanol finally pay off.
'Tis good to be home.