Item: the New York Yankees trade for baseball's best and richest player, Alex Rodriguez, the ultimate trump move in the "can you top this?" game that has been going on between Boston and New York the entire off-season.
Rumor has it that satellite photos of Fenway Park show missiles being deployed into silos pointed towards Yankee Stadium. The Yankees are exepected to respond by deploying nuclear submarines into Boston Harbor.
We are at Def Con 4